'It Can't Work' by Martin Day
Andy: How will you sleep? How will you last?
Sam With cosy bed and broadband fast.
Gary: What if she hears you turn or move?
Sam: She’ll think that next door’s in the groove.
Gary: How can you know the coast is clear?
Sam: I’ve made a peep hole never fear.
Andy: You’ll never live in that small space
Sam: I’ve got a bucket just in case.
Sam: It can work. I’ve built it.
I live in the wall with a house-mate it seems.
My tenant, she’s gorgeous.
And I could become the man of her dreams.
Gary: How can you win her, what’s your plan?
Sam: I’ll be her guardian angel man.
Gary: How can you think you‘ve got a chance?
Sam: I’ll help her with her circumstance.
Andy: Women don’t like deceit you’ll find.
Sam: Really? I’ve heard that love is blind.
Andy: When she finds out all Hell will blow.
Sam: I don’t see she needs to know.
Andy & Gary: It can’t work. It won’t work.
It will all end in tears if you skate on thin ice.
She’ll find out, there’s no doubt.
You will leave well alone if you take our advice.© M Day 20-Feb-2013